Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018

thruple

Three-way relationship. Properly known by polyamorists as a triad. Amusingly known by many gay men as a 'thruple.'

In a gay thruple, there is twice the sex, but six times the emotional baggage, as the joke goes.

by Tat2Boston January 2, 2009

Thrust

A man or woman moving in and out of a woman's pussy when they're fucking. The faster a man or woman will thrust, usually leads to orgasm or can make the woman cum that they're fucking.

I thrust when I fuck her
It brings her such pleasure
I'm gonna give her an orgasm and make her cum again

by Grindin October 30, 2019

brew thru

A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.

Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller?

Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.

Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.

by crazycyrax March 6, 2009

Thru

Abbreviation of 'through'. Most commonly used in drive-through lines or highway signs.

DiggityMonkeez: Go thru the tunnel, and exit 17 will be...

ElGrammar: Did you say "through" or "thru"?

DiggityMonkeez: Does it matter? They both sound the same.

ElGrammar: Yeah, but the direction of our conversation hinges on which word you chose.

DiggityMonkeez: OK, OK! I said "thru"! With a 'u'!

ElGrammar: Oh, OK.

by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005

thrungry

The state of being both hungry and thirsty.

"Holy Jesus nipples. After that work out, you must be awfully thrungry."

by beanbag August 30, 2005