Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

by the bg August 21, 2004

Thaiarrhea

The liquid that comes out of your anus the day after eating low quality Thai food

I was at the gym until the thaiarrhea hit me, I should not have had that second spicy tuna roll.

by CrashAddict May 23, 2010

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

thailand

A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.

My wife is a thai elephant!

by bamb00 February 12, 2007

thailand

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004

thailander

a Highlander who happens to also be Thai

Sak, the Thailander, prepares himself for the final Quickening.

by countchocula8 September 8, 2005