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Temporary Tourettes

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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Temporal Pedabation

The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?
Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010
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temporary euphoria

A release; a state of strong happiness, excitement, and well-being, almost like an escape.
Temporary Euphoria Or a release. That’s like temporary happiness real quick” -Brent Faiyaz
by chu1ita03 August 11, 2022
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Kimchee Temper

A temper often associated with the likes of koreans, most notably the women who are known for their violent tempers. Many believe the hot blooded temper is derived from the extravagant chili spices found in kimchee, a common staple food of koreans.

Many believe the spicy pickling process combined with daily consumption of kimchee are reasons why the temper levels can reach such high and sustained levels.
While koreans are usually very happy, don't get them angry or they'll unleash their stored up kimchee temper upon you.

Ho brah this fine korean chick at the yakiniku restaurant get one mean kimchee temper, she wouldn't stop yellin at the server.
by hobah1337 May 30, 2011
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temporary fix

Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while
"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"
by hegds April 9, 2016
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temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011
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temporal dysplasia

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.
by stitchmein June 9, 2016
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