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Techst

Another word for text, used online mainly. Makes the user have unbelievable awesomeness when used
"Imma techst you fool!"
"damn son that techst is legitt!"
by TECHNOM8 January 22, 2010
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techism

1.) Technical elitism, racism, or masochism regarding ones skill or perceived technical abilities.
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion
1.) That person has a serious case of techism, who do they think they are?
Techism should be out lawed and banished.

2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.

3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.

4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.
by Dirty Southerner April 28, 2008
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techsy

The ability to attract attention by owning the latest techno gadget.
"Women never noticed him before, but last night at the party all the women were gathered around him and his new iphone. They find him techsy."
by Buffalo Dave January 2, 2009
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techstacy

the feeling of ecstacy after getting the latest tech gadget
George was in sheer techstacy after getting his new Android Bionic phone.
by dichlong September 29, 2011
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techy

a fucking slut that hates "new gens" she's gay and she loves it when people neomail her and say I LOVE YOU.

she plays on a site called neopets.com
Techy is a FUCKING WHORE.
by A TECHY HATER, LYK ONG!!! October 15, 2004
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techstration

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.
I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.
by schmittyhex September 18, 2015
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techy

paedo - likes young'uns
"watch out kids, techy's coming!"
by im ace February 11, 2005
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