Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.

All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

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Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.

Growing a beard and getting swole feel great thanks to testosterone!

by Short-Shift June 13, 2022

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Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.

Growing a beard and lifting heavy crap never felt so good. Thanks testosterone!

by Short-Shift June 13, 2022

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Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

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Testosterone endorsement

When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.

Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.

" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."

by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022

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