Talentitted

A female celebrity whose particular talent is the possession of large breasts.

I know man, she's very talentitted

by Megan Phocksz June 13, 2010

angry talents

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.

Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"

by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013

table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.

My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

anti-talent

When a person's shitty performance and creative ability has succeeded beyond untalent; their newly anointed title means that they are so bad, they make you fucking angry.

The gratuitous shyster is so anti-talented that I want to commit a racial genocide.

by Tony42898 May 16, 2016