smoregasm

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out

*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm

by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

Stormgasm

when a storm chaser sees their first tornado or other large scale extreme weather system close up they make an animal-like screeching/whooping sound.

Storm chaser #1 sees tornado coming at him: "holy crap! WHOOOOOO OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!!!"

Storm chaser #2: "stop having a stormgasm!"

by nickweber November 3, 2010

cryptic_swordsman

Cryptic_Swordsman is the definition of what it means to be an absolute god

Man I just wish I was as cool as Cryptic_swordsman

by CrypticSwordsman March 4, 2021

sloppy swordsman

when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.

I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.

by Clay Minor May 19, 2007

smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.

"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."

by lizardho May 3, 2008

storgasm

While shopping in an intensly cute store, a tingling sensation occurs because of the store's merchandise, environment, lighting, etc. These mainly occur in small boutiques, designer boutiques, and/or department stores.

*A storgasm cannot happen because of a single item
**Storgasms are intense. Thiss can involve drool and/or tears or joy.

Brianna: Oh my God, this Vince sweater is soooooo cute!

Emily: And look at this Trina Turk Dress!

Brianna and Emily: *storgasms*

by em_igler December 29, 2008