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Skittle-Swapping

the lude action of putting spread asshole to spread asshole and trading rabbit turds.
Bob- "Why are you walking funny?"

Bill- "Skittle-swapping. Gets me every time."
by RatMastaSREECH January 24, 2009
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cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.
Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.
by socalsta January 12, 2014
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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Wife swapping

where two or more guys exchange wives.
The difference between swinging and wife swapping is that swinging is just for sex but in wife swapping the new wife lives with the guy as a real wife.
John goes wife swapping every chance he gets.
by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009
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Poop swapping

The act of two male partners performing anal sex to each other then proceeding to sword fight.
Those damn poop swappers made a mess all over my rug!

I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.
by Diabetic Jr May 16, 2010
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Body swapping

When you and another person switch bodies.
Janelle and Kevin swapped bodies and Janelle absolutely destroyed Kevin's grades leaving him without a grade. Janelle swapped back to her own body to find her vagina having multiple infections of all different types.

Kevin: Ooh! Let's swap bodies
Janelle: Alright

*1 week later after body swapping back*

Kevin: Uh... Sorry about that infections that I gave your vagina
Janelle: I ruined your grades bozo
Kevin: NO!
by Netiyiy April 25, 2022
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