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Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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bunch of sticks

(at a gay bar)

jon: hey look at that bunch of sticks!
joe: dude, you're at a gay bar. what do you expect?
by Anita Lay December 17, 2008
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tubby sticks

When two individuals sword fight with their penises, with the goal of scoring a direct hit into the other combatants belly button.
Drugs- I play tubby sticks with my dog, but he always wins because he doesnt have a belly button.
by hghghg x123 April 27, 2008
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tummy sticks

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.
Hey gamers, you wanna play tummy sticks
by lolityr May 18, 2019
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hit the sticks

To play video games. The sticks that are being hit are the joysticks on the controller
hey bro are we going to hit the sticks later today?
by friends are gamers October 6, 2010
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Chicken Sticks

Someone who obviously works out and has a developed upper body, but tiny thin little legs. More often than not, his first name is Theodore.
Hey chicken sticks, do some legs next week, alright?
Who, TJ? Oh, you mean chicken sticks over there?
by AlabasterAss March 3, 2017
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dummy sticks

When two men get boners and have a swordfight with them.
1.) "Come on dude, its not gay, lets play dummy sticks."

2.) We figured since we were already naked we might as well play dummy sticks.

3.) From Wedding Crashers: Vince Vaughn is asked by Todd to play dummy sticks during his midnight rape.
by A. T. S., S. L. April 30, 2006
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