Straddle

A quicker way of moseying to class

We best straddle off to class before we're late.

by Meg May 12, 2004

strudle cake

a whore or prostitute that lives in a large box

becky t. is a strudle cake who lives in nyc.

by becky and rachel September 25, 2006

straddlebag

A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone

Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!

by Steph Ross August 3, 2007

Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009

Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

by rabbit February 6, 2005

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004