Mark Stoermer

Bassist for The Killers.
Plays the bass and the guitar.
Over 6 feet and has shoulder-length blonde hair.
Looks like Jesus.

Mark Stoermer is tall and looks like Jesus.

by niney123 September 21, 2005

stoner charm

A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.

"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi

by DillaDonuts August 26, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Stoner-Wall

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.

(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.

by Arnaudamous September 3, 2009

stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

by knels October 15, 2009

stoner tragedy

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013