text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

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Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

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Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.

static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!

by xCHRISx December 27, 2004

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static-x

The greatest fucking band that ever romed the earth. They rule.

Static-x? They rock.

by Shallow January 30, 2004

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a static lullaby

the sickest band in the world...my favourite band might i add. and all u people who dont like them go and eat urself

that band is pure brillance

the shooting star that destroyed us all,withered,we go to eleven and all of em...er i have to use the word so....a static lullaby

by pappa jof August 31, 2006

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Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

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