Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Mates of State

Mates of State are an indie rock duo. Mates of State is composed of Kori Gardner (voice, electric organ, electric keyboard, and electric piano) and Jason Hammel (voice and drum set). The two are now a husband and wife team with a child.

The Mates of State are just what i need right now.

by indie snob December 11, 2006

Woree State High

Woree State High School is a school filled with Druggies, and drunks. There are alot of F boys in the school: including Joe Tusa and Zach Fitz. The teachers are all racists, especially the vice principal. Alot of events go on at the school, including sports days, and the swimming carnival. On these days, expect your personal belongs to get stolen. People who go to Woree are poor and they steal from the "rich" people there. The boys are all tryna get ins, and all the girls look ugly as hell. A weirdo white boy goes around all day, everyday saying "hail Satan" and the teachers care more about weather your sitting next to the fence at the back of the oval then if your smoking pot behind the shead. Teaachers like Mr Abar buys knives off students who sell them. Teachers will also play favourites during the whole year.

"What school do you go to?"
"Woree State High"
"You must be a druggie."

by Polynesian101 October 15, 2018

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Layne Staley

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains

Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.

by Rexall June 10, 2004

Staten Island Sandwhich

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

by tissueman January 3, 2015

cya statement

1. Cover Your Ass statement.
2. A clause written into a legal document meant to protect some or all of the signers from litigation due to breach or other problem.

"Our faucet broke again, there's water everywhere and my computer's wrecked. I'm seriously suing the landlord for this one." -- "Dude, didn't you read the contract? There's a CYA statement saying he's not responsible for damage to personal property in the apartment."

by wolf sihart December 31, 2007