Smilf

Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus with one or more fingers while driving a pickup truck. For a traditional, or "urSilfen," the same fingers should then be used to pick crusty boogers out of an extremely hairy nose and the fingernail(s) should be cleaned using an incisor tooth. Extra points for simultaneous perfomance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."

by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009

Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus while driving a pickup. For a traditional Silfen, the fingernails must be cleaned with the edge of an incisor tooth. Extra style points awarded if performed while stopped in traffic and for simultaneous performance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but the odd-looking fellow in the pickup next to us just Silfened."

by Lt. Grover January 31, 2009

sdilf

Single daddy I’d like to fuck

At the soccer field, there is a hot sdilf (single daddy is like to fuck.) for my kid to get more game time.

by Blondeboobies87 May 20, 2018

SILF

Shrimp I'd Like To Fuck

Hey Jim, check out the whiskers on that small pink slightly curved sea dweller! A regular SILF and no mistake! High five!

by Roger McTodger November 16, 2004

SILF

Skeleton I'd Like to Fuck (S.I.L.F.)

Omg that one character from that new game is such a Silf

by Mr. Skully January 13, 2019

smilf

Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

by None YaBizness May 7, 2003