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anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
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Squirtling

The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
by MeowDaddy69 May 28, 2016
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squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
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Squirtilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.
At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.
by das bouk! July 28, 2016
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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