Squished

squished - drunk, intoxicated

Used more frequently in the late fifties,
early sixties.

He's so squished.

We went out and got squished last night

by Lyle D. Hettinger July 6, 2005

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

squizhed

when something was squizhy or squizh but is not any longer

Person 1: An hour ago, my dog squizhed.
Person 2: You don't say?

by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 2, 2022

squinked

Drunk, tore down, hyphy. You can also say squinky.

I was sooooooo squinked last night, I dont remember shit!

by freepeedicrakk June 13, 2004

squished

Exhausted, barely able to move

Man i was up so late last night, I'm squished.

by ATM-R December 4, 2006

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Squinch

To squint while constipated.

I had to squinch to read the sign.

by Moosecoop December 14, 2014