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A child around 6-11 prepubescent who plays fps games and has a high-pitched voice.
Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.
Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.
Squeaker: Hi
Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.
Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.
by FarkRegal July 21, 2014
Get the Squeaker mug.prepubesent 9-12 yr old child that can usually find on xbox live and claim to have fucked your mother and scream every cuss word. im one of them sadly :P
guy: *kills squeaker in-game*
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
by some hackerman October 4, 2018
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'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
by D B Cooper June 6, 2013
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Get the Squeezer mug.A squeaker is a child that has not reached puberty who plays a game and used a mic to talk on it, often then not people use the term squeaker for all children that play online with a mic, which is somewhat true, but squeaker is actually for something else.
A squeaker is supposed to be a child who has a mic and constantly screams, trash talk, and/or swears alot, often then not, they tend to have very low anger control and get mad easily, often then not people like making them mad, they also are often horrible at the game and may rage quit.
There's also another "Squeaker" that can be good at the game (can be decent or bad) and have less of a shortfuse, they also can friendly to others and be less of a annoying shitstain, they still have high pitched voices but usually they try not to have such a loud mic, often then not people still make fun of these squeakers despite them doing nothing to be a piece of shit, many people do this because the voice is either too loud in the mic or annoying, which the latter they cannot change.
A squeaker is supposed to be a child who has a mic and constantly screams, trash talk, and/or swears alot, often then not, they tend to have very low anger control and get mad easily, often then not people like making them mad, they also are often horrible at the game and may rage quit.
There's also another "Squeaker" that can be good at the game (can be decent or bad) and have less of a shortfuse, they also can friendly to others and be less of a annoying shitstain, they still have high pitched voices but usually they try not to have such a loud mic, often then not people still make fun of these squeakers despite them doing nothing to be a piece of shit, many people do this because the voice is either too loud in the mic or annoying, which the latter they cannot change.
Squeaker: "Oh mwy fwucking gwod fwucking of fwuck ywou fwucking twuh swhit of twuh dwam*improper swearing usage*"
Game Player: "Oh my god shut the fuck up!"
And then
'Squeaker': "Hi, how are you guys?*or another example that's not annoying*" With a not loud mic
Dumbass: "Oh my god shut up you stupid fetus, you're supposed to be the womb you fucking bitch, wait until your balls dropped you dumb child!"
Game Player: "Oh my god shut the fuck up!"
And then
'Squeaker': "Hi, how are you guys?*or another example that's not annoying*" With a not loud mic
Dumbass: "Oh my god shut up you stupid fetus, you're supposed to be the womb you fucking bitch, wait until your balls dropped you dumb child!"
by ThatOneManWithAnApple September 27, 2022
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