diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019

squalor hole

An apartment, condo, flat or house that is kept in a perpetual state of dissarray. Shit lying everywhere, crap on every horizontal surface, dirty bathrooms and towels. Never cleaned with a mop or bleach, just occasionally vaccuumed for decorum's sake. Basically, a complete shithole of a liveable space. Often found in Baltimore, MD, USA

I had to quit being roomates with my friend because he kept the place like a complete squalor hole.

by jon pz February 4, 2008

squalm

A run down, rat infested old house. A hovel. An abandoned old house that should be leveled by the city.
A house occupied by homeless people or drug dealers.

After weeks of servalience, the cops raided the old squalm located in the south side of town.

by Voxvertis December 6, 2016

pappin the squatch

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster

I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard

by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

jack squat

absolutely nothing

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.

by Natalie September 20, 2003

squat and surf

The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.

Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."

by Sex Cake December 28, 2008