Storgasm

The act of making a mess in one's pants while shopping for bargains.

I was looking for new shoes and surprisingly storgasmed.

by Sliim Shaady xz April 25, 2010

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Smorgasm

(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.

I had such a smorgasm and I can't stop smiling!!

by smileykisses January 22, 2011

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Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

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scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

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