splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

Splamoni

a small intestinal explosion caused by an excessive intake of frozen dairy foods...particularly those of Italian origin

After the gelato sampling party, Ellie had a bout of unexpected splamoni.

by Codorado314 December 27, 2010

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

Spearmans

Spearmans, Abbreviation of 'Spearmans Rank' Rhyming Slang of 'Wank'

Developed in Hertfordshire by Northern Men.

'im going for a spearmans'... 'spearmans anyone?'... 'spearmans? your place or mine?'

by Charles Spearman January 28, 2009

sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

by philologue August 25, 2011

splart

The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket December 31, 2009

Splart

A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 11, 2012