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Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping
When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do
by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020
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Woman-Plaining

The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.
Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.

Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.

The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.

The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.
by Jacksonackson May 29, 2019
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Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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splainin'

Originally derived from the TV series I Love Lucy, splainin' is now used by gamers as a put-down to taunt their opponent after a crushing defeat.

After one has been pwned, he/she has some splainin' to do.

Can also be used to describe anyone who looks absolutely ridiculous or obviously has no idea what they're doing.
Dude, i just beat you 8-2 at Fifa '95. You've got some serious splainin' to do.

-I can't tell if that's a man or a woman, but it sure does have a sweet mullet.
-I'd say they've got a lot of splainin' to do.
by Bartleby J April 25, 2009
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swag splashing

Stunting on everyone. Being flyer than everyone else
Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.
by CMBlue July 4, 2008
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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree
karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom
by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016
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