smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008

Spitty Titties

Breast covered in spit or saliva as a result of a bomb ass sloppy blowjob

When I'm getting a blowjob, the sloppier the better. Ideally there is spit running down a bitches chin, down to her jugs. So I can reach down and get a hand full of spitty titties.

by Beardedforpleasure May 20, 2015

spitty with the boys

another definition for running train on a girl

let's get a chick around and chuck her on a spitty with the boys

by brett cormack January 22, 2017

Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.

I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy

by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022

smithy

a very bust boy who is very annoying. He is trying his hardest to be jeeves and know everything. hates a circuit and getting dumped by text. not funny

that guy just got smithy'd

by bigphilandjo October 3, 2011

Smithy

small annoying insect

ow! I've been bitten by a Smithy! Swot it!

by dial-an-exterminator May 13, 2003

Spity

Simultaneous pity and anger/disgust.

I really feel bad Bob hasn't been able to get a girlfriend in years but maybe it's because he's a fucking complete douche bag. I guess I feel spity about Bob.

by DrMongo January 22, 2015