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fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.
Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo
by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008
mugGet the fudged my speedomug.
An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
by dynamitephil November 24, 2013
mugGet the speedos & flip-flops weathermug.

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.
"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake
by gojira931 September 9, 2010
mugGet the speedo typingmug.

Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards
" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"
by revnhigh August 22, 2012
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Cinny and speedo

So cinny is male so speedo is GAY
Bread: me and the BOYS (only cinny) so cinny and speedo are gay
by Scott (dipshit) April 23, 2021
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Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
mugGet the Speedo Manmug.

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024
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