Sweenis

When your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a penis.

Ben: Hey Liz, nice Sweenis.

Liz: Errrrrmotherrrrr.

by Octavius23466 October 23, 2012

Sweenis

The penis-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. This phenomenon occurs to both sexes.

"Is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?"

Or, "Suzy, pull down your shirt, you've got a serious sweenis showing."

by Binxy27 March 17, 2013

Snenis

When you penis coils like a snake

“Bro is that a snesis or are you carrying a snake in you pants”

“Ya bro it’s coiled up like a snake” Snenis when your penis is cooled up like a snake

by DigBic May 12, 2018

skeenis

skeenis is a nickname for skyla. skeenis comes from the racquel word of “skeener wiener.” skeenis is a very energetic and funny girl. she also LOVES talking to other skeenises.

“skeenis is the best human being on earth”

by SKEENIS June 6, 2021

sheenis

Disposing stool on a man’s genitalia .

Last night a chick gave me a sheenis.

by Sheenifier April 20, 2022

Skeenis

A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.

Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!

by RonaldWilkes April 21, 2024

Skeenis

Skinny + penis. A common Newfie slang term.

"I haven't stopped thinking about the skeenis since I saw it."
"Oh, you're such a Connor Gray!"

by Newfie62castledrive January 23, 2025