Smooth 

Another way of saying “type shit”.

“I’m going to have some noodles for dinner.” “Ok, smooth.”

Smooth by Koria Cousley November 14, 2024

Smooth Brain 

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

Smooth Brain by Tip Tank June 8, 2011

Smooth operator 

Someone talented at using verbal communication to get what they want from a situation, such as persuading someone.

The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.

- "I picked up a girl at the bar last night."
- "You're such a smooth operator dude."

Smooth operator by gregolego May 3, 2020

Smooth Whiskey-itus 

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

Smooth Whiskey-itus by XanderALX March 8, 2009

smooth-hound 

(1) A cad, rogue or bounder. A highly-functioning, charismatic sociopath who has a purely instrumental view of others. Treats women like objects and vice versa.

(2) A medium-sized shark in the genus Mustelae.

(1) "You cheated on your Cambridge finals, sold crack to your aunt, gave the hiv and the herp to many student nurses, and later became the chairman of an investment bank. What kind of man are you, for God's sake?"

"I'm a smooth-hound. That's how we roll."

(2) "The smooth-hound is a very ordinary shark; its name is the most interesting thing about it. Smooth-hound."

smooth-hound by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

Smooth operator 

Carlos Sainz😌

Carlos:
- Tom do you know what that was?
- that was a smooth operator
(Smooth operator by Sade)

Smooth operator by Chilly111 December 24, 2021

Smooth Criminal

Something you just got hit by.

You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal by Biggest Boye June 4, 2018