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smartassidness

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.
I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!
by dameppers October 21, 2009
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SmartAss-Like

When perusing someone's facebook and you like someone's wallpost, comment, status, or etc. just to make them mad because it's obviously something you don't like.
My girlfriend left me for another guy, so when she changed her relationship status I definitely used a SmartAss-Like on that shit.
by TheOriginalSmartAss April 3, 2011
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Smartasshole

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.
Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.
by psudoe August 4, 2012
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Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.
I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
by brandaz888 June 6, 2013
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smartshmallow

A person who is very smart (or book smart) but you wouldn't know it by looking at them because they're pretty much the opposite of every stereotype there is about intelligent people.
There are three tiers of smartshmallowdom:

Tier 1: THE COOL SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the good kind of smartshmallow, the kind you actually want to be around. They have a fun sense of humor and/or a really good sense of style as well as mad skillz. Possibly a party animal as well.

Tier 2: THE DITZY SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the kind of smartshmallow who, despite their high IQ/GPA, insists on saying "like" or "dude" after every 5 words they say and often overuses all the really annoying slang terms. Basically, they are the embodiment of the "dumb blonde" stereotype (not saying all blondes are dumb, just referring to the stereotype here).

Tier 3: THE ASSHOLE SMARTSHMALLOW. This is the worst kind of smartshmallow. They are not only idiotic, annoying, and do stupid things, but they are also really mean to you or other people and you can't even say to yourself "It's okay, I'll be successful 10 years from now and they'll be working at McDonald's" because THEY ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.
by Hassan & Fei Yen November 18, 2013
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smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.
Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

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by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014
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smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.
The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.
by WWShellzy November 16, 2014
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