Shoetalking

When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.

The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.

by jibtastic August 15, 2010

Tennessee Shower Curtain

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.

I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!

by G005E October 11, 2006

everything shower

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.

Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.

by Cocoa Morgan March 9, 2017

shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.

"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"

by mepheld November 2, 2013

Ghetto Shower

When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.

I woke up late this morning and had to take a Ghetto Shower.

by DB in MO August 21, 2008

a showstopper

A showstopper is a lady who is so exquisitely beautiful, so flawlessly graceful, and so sentillatingly sexy...that everything and everybody stops, when she appears!

All focus is on her!

Man, this girl was so fine, she made time stand still! She was a showstopper!

by Knowledge Doctor May 4, 2008

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019