Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

by avenshmit May 2, 2010

shitplowed

the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.

Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.

by Nate M. February 1, 2006

shitlord

A lord of shitposting. An internet troll who identifies as a person who posts allegedly nonsensical, meaningless, random, time-wasting and sometimes sexually explicit words, pictures and gifs/videos (i.e., "shitposts") on social media.

Often these posts are not "nonsensical," "meaningless" or "random," but rather are abusive, racist, misogynist, anti-LGBTQA and bigoted in other ways. The shitlord hides behind a mask of gleeful anarchy and random neutrality, when in fact he (and a shitlord, as the name implies, is usually -- though not always -- a "he") engages in the usual hate-spewing, bigotry, harassment and abuse of other kinds of trolls.

A lot of shitposts focus on the dodgier aspects of video-games and anime. There's a large overlap between self-described shitlords and Gamergaters.

The shitlord identity is a defensive posture, adopted after someone has accused the troll of being a troll. The troll's response is, "I'm not a troll! I'm just a shitlord -- the lord of random, anarchic, offensive, gonzo and therefore mildly amusing posts! It's all harmless. Just a bit of fun."

Since they're looking for attention via "getting a rise" out of their mark, when encountering a shitlord, it's best to use the time-honored method of dealing with trolls: DNFTT.

Shanae: I thought that guy ducksauce69 was kinda random, but he just put some really disgusting hentai on my time-line.
Ryan: I autoblock anyone who describes themselves as a "shitlord" in their bio. In my experience, aside from being slightly more grandiose and defensive, they're no different from any other troll.

by indigobunting February 27, 2017

shitlord

A derogatory term originally used by feminists and Social Justice Warriors, now taken over by the ones they accused of being one. Used by people who actually care about their health and take care of their bodies and know fat people won't magically become healthy by insisting that they are, which is what Health At Every Size (HAES), another fat acceptance movement, does. Commonly known to make fun of fat acceptance and feminists.

"You just love making fun of fat people, don't you?"
"I know! I'm a complete shitlord."

by LeMisérable June 19, 2016

shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002

shitloaf

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006