shitnack

A shit nack occurs when someone puckers up their stank hole and just toops toops toops scedoops on your face until you have a brown dot on your nose that you can use as target practice.

Esther: "Ooh I'm gonna shoot that nigga in the shitnack"

by bountyhunterD March 29, 2015

Shittocks

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.

I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!

by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011

shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

by LackofJack April 25, 2015

saltknocker

1) A cosmetics sales representative that sells Dead Sea beauty products in the mall.(usually an Israeli)

2) An annoying and harassing vender working at a public place.

"Hey girl, lets go to the mall and have some fun..." "No way, those saltknockers annoy the hell out of me, lets go to the library instead."

by Colt Hershly February 28, 2009

Shitnook

Derived from the word chinook, a shitnook is a warm, slightly foul, southerly breeze that comes from a hidden valley under the bed cover.

Saturday morning was off to a great start, then my girlfriend released a shitnook from under the duvet.

by Knot Smith March 12, 2019

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

by N.Magic May 7, 2005