Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

secks

The way geeks spell something they will never get.

3y3 w4nt t3h 53ck5!

by urbandictionary.com May 23, 2004

Shecking

The girl form of docking

Look at these two girls, they obviously shecked the night before.

by KrazyKt&Krly April 25, 2005

secksay

(uncommon) Net-slang for "sexy". Also can be used as "cool" or anything with an equivilant to that.

Ex#1: Man that guy's secksay..

Ex#2: My new shirt is so secksay. ^~

by Me May 5, 2003

Shacksadent

Accidentally shacking at a boys house.

Not meaning to stay the night at a boys house.

Sarah had a shacksadent last night when she stayed at Johns.

by Ry10 February 4, 2010

secks

something Melwin doesn't hav

do u hav secks
no

by POTUS Official September 7, 2022