septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022

Septic

A slang term used to describe something that's exceptionally cool, striking, or impactful. Often applied to music, art, fashion, or experiences that possess a raw, intense energy. "Septic" conveys a sense of edginess, sometimes with a dark or gritty undertone, and is used to highlight moments that unexpectedly stand out or resonate deeply.

"Did you see me hit that backflip?"
"Yeah, that was totally septic, dude".

by Linguistically_Correct July 2, 2025

septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.

I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.

by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025

septice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quadice, Pentice, Sexice, Septice
Septice: Seven times

A day appears "septice" in a week.
We've said it, like, "septice" times already today.

by Toha Animations - Official June 16, 2024

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008