Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008

septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.

I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.

by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015

Septic

A slang term used to describe something that's exceptionally cool, striking, or impactful. Often applied to music, art, fashion, or experiences that possess a raw, intense energy. "Septic" conveys a sense of edginess, sometimes with a dark or gritty undertone, and is used to highlight moments that unexpectedly stand out or resonate deeply.

"Did you see me hit that backflip?"
"Yeah, that was totally septic, dude".

by Linguistically_Correct July 2, 2025

septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.

I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.

by Septic mound October 21, 2017

Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Septic Shock

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.

Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023

septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022