septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.

I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.

by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015

SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut

She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.

by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018

septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.

I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.

by Septic mound October 21, 2017

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

septic pussy

this mean your private part severely needs washing or another way to say that u smell like fish please go wash up

“omg that girl pussy stank”
“that bitch got septic pussy”
“yea she def needa wash up NOW”

by bitchy smut November 8, 2023

septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy

damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.

by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023

septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023