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life-lie sentence

When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.
Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"

Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"
by UD Reader January 8, 2010
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Senile

So old you got dumb diarrhea. You also can’t think for your own self
“Damn sister Lois is the definition of senile”
by Senilepenilehehe December 13, 2018
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Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
by Vrider January 24, 2008
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seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler
Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler
by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015
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Settle Up

"Settle Up" is a term commonly used in nightclubs and bars that a patron and/or server uses to indicate that it's time for payment.

This is not to be confused with the term pay up, but it is similar to pay out and tab out.
Hey Bill, I'm gonna settle up with you after I have one more beer.
by Giskard August 10, 2004
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sentence integrity

sentence integrity (n): a dumbass term the rutgers writing program made up that doesn't even exist on wikipedia to ensure as many freshmen as possible don't pass their essays.
by i hate expos November 17, 2007
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ass injected death sentence

Another definition of AIDS. Stands for Ass Injected Death Sentence. Otherwise known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
If you give another man a portion and don't wear a johnny then you could go down with AIDS, you know, Ass Injected Death Sentence.
by agoryliver January 17, 2016
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