facebook second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.

by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Secondary school

Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket

Example 1:

Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*

Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot
Example 2:

Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?

Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.

Secondary school - schools in the uk

by CJP0133 July 23, 2017

second hand stoner

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.

person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.

by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007

Keefe Sencen

Keefe Sencen is the most amazing, popular, hot, charming elf of The Lost Cities. Keefe Sencen is a fantastic character in the book, Keeper of the lost Cities by: Shannon Messenger. One of his nicknames is: Lord Hunkyhair and he has a MASSIVE crush on his friend Sophie Foster. Keefe’s ability is an empath.

Teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the galaxy.

Student: umm, sorry to interrupt but have you heard of Keefe Sencen?

by Kotlc buddy :) January 17, 2021

secondsary

A couple's celebration of their happiness and intense love for each other not literally observed every second but every moment spent together.

Dingdong Dantes and Marian Gracia-Dantes are so into each other that they have a secondsary every chance they get.

by donandmarie November 8, 2009

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

by dave baxter May 16, 2009

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015