Segway

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

by Wick October 18, 2003

Segward

A nickname name you use on a friend who is lazy and has a bad or bitchy attitude Also has a long nose and things is good at thing or has talents.

Oh man you’re such a Segward.
Jeez Segward get up the bed.

by FentubeHd123 February 9, 2019

segway

It's like a scooter. but really expensive.

cool, but... damn it costs a lot!

by gibberish September 26, 2003

Segway

scooter that needs 2 cost less.

a scooter that balances itself...wtf! lol

lol wat a scooter

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

segomac

it's a shortcut for a type of food and it stands for S:super E:epic G:gorgeous O:original A:Australian C:cake

girl1:let's go eat a segomac
girl2:yea im starving

by dark king rayeligh November 26, 2016

A Sego

A retard who thinks hes smart/knows stuff but in reality is a fucking retard. (talking out of their ass)

Rick Sego: "Did you know there's no gravity on earth?

Yeah the earth spins so fast your held down to it." <<

ME: What A Sego

by The Sandman is here July 22, 2011

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018