SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Scooter ankle

The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I accidentally committed scooter ankle

Dang man do you want me to call the ambulance?

by Tatapeep April 5, 2019

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

Scotter

250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention spam of a brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.

The Scotter ex. chebacca, ape, the 1 ton Man, That creepy old fat guy at the bar. The wrapper of your gum you throw on the road.

by ImreallyEnglish.org December 6, 2010

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004