Scandal

The propaganda term used by the mainstream media and so-called government 'leaders' in lieu of the word 'CRIME' when describing obvious crimes perpetrated by the 1%.

Benghazi scandal. Libor fraud scandal. IRS Scandal. Fast and Furious scandal. Mortgage fraud scandal....etc.

by BrainCell August 20, 2013

scan

1) To make sense.
2) To agree with all the available evidence.

"The dealer and the kid go to Bankcroft's place. Scare him into telling where the dope is, and then kill him. Then the dealer kill's the kid."
"That doesn't scan why kill the kid ?"

I first noticed it in the Tv show bones Episode entitled "The Man in the Mansion", first aired February 14, 2007.

by Arkaxow April 7, 2007

Izzy Salant

An awesome guy who is misunderstood. He's always there for you and likes everyone who likes him. He falls in love quickly but even in the face of rejection he still manages to maintain a great frienship. People who don't really know him find him annoying but really, he's pretty chill.

"Dude, Izzy Salant is actually pretty chill outside of school"

by No one will know November 10, 2012

scandalastic

To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.

Ooh! That Tasty Fish is scandalastic!!!
Cuck Woolery.

by Bryassica Salorter June 18, 2007

scandalastic

A word used to describe something that exhibits qualities of a fantastic scandal.

The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.

by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007

scanable

An item that needs to be scanned onto the computer.

Here is another scanable for you to email to the boss.

by bubu82 April 30, 2009

tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009