Scheme Team

A group of guys who try to scheme on or get with girls. A Scheme Team's main plan of action is sliding into DM's

The Scheme Team at that school is ridiculous. Not a day goes by that I don't get DM'd by someone there.

by scheme team September 14, 2016

Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

Schaden-schämen

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.

Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".

by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

scheme

to devise a devious plan. To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. A plan with a twisted plot.

Ex1:
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady

Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze

by thundercat3307 June 13, 2005

scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

Scheme

The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.

Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?

by Fckboi123 March 14, 2015