Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

schwooping

only the best type of cuddling ever.

One day this really retarded girl used the word schwoopy to describe something. Her super cute, absolutely amazing boyfriend never let her forget how dumb it was. Now sometimes when they hang out and cuddle, they refer to it as schwooping.

by the retarded girl June 16, 2006

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017