Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

schmoopidoop

The word used to describe the feeling of waking from a nice dream and struggling to get back to it.

“Ahhhh SCHMOOPIDOOP! I was having the nicest dream but I can't get back to sleep! I was dreaming about wonderful Alicia, but the harder I try to get back there, the more I wake up!"

by irama February 3, 2019

the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

Urban Schooling

The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)

Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.

by Zapar496 November 11, 2017

want to see the scooping room?

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die

-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)

by hecker11122 January 14, 2022

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

high-schooling

When a guy who will most likely have no sucsses in his life returns to his hometown to crash highschool parties and takle advantage of juniors

Hey Where's Sean?
>Out at Zacks high-schooling.
Kinda sad aint it?

by naptownlove August 27, 2005