getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
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Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
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Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic
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The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
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