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schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
by udanonymous April 28, 2008
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schmitt

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.
"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"
by osh posh May 27, 2008
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schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
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Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.
by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010
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Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic
You are such a Schnitzelphobic
by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009
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Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
by Bethanias May 16, 2013
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Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.
by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020
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