schmickley

A) a slightly over-weight grasshopper that enjoys wearing laytex


eepie! issa farfar


B) a slang term for anal bleeding




C) featured in a popular sean paul song

A) i rubbed my schmickley this morning


B) greg made me schmickley!


C) shake dat ting ms.kt smikliegh

by preincumbent February 8, 2004

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

schmice

1. Promotional Consideration. Trinkets given by companies to people who buy and use their products.
2. Gift with purchase
3. Free goods

How much schmice would you need to close this deal?

Since I am buying this, I am going to need some schmice for my staff... teeshirts, hats, pins...

by sekbeans September 18, 2008

Schmucker Middle School

Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports

Student 1: what school do you go to

Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school

student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid

by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021

Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

schmidberger

Very nice and sweet hearted person, everyone needs a schmidberger in your life.

First name, Schmidberger is a very nice person.

by Great names120 July 11, 2017