Scatter Plot

Diarrhea that ends up on all parts of the toilet bowl, creating a scatter plot diagram... Much like how Dots end up all over a graph, also making a scatter plot

After I ate the XL Mega-Burrito from that Roach Coach I couldn't hold it till I got home and was left with no option but to leave a Scatter Plot all over the bathroom at work.

by Emperor BigDick July 9, 2011

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

scattertootsie

A scatterbrained cute person.

I was such a scattertootsie at lunch, I couldn't stay with a topic more than a minute at at time.

by kimba7 March 24, 2009

Schatzer

Rash developed on your genitals after having prolonged sex.

Man, that Schatzer really hurts... But was so worth it!

by Rehde926 February 7, 2012

Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019

Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.

"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"

by $lapaho September 11, 2013

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by gaypor June 26, 2023