Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

Schlarpei

The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.

Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely

by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010

schlooper

The stage half way between flaccid and erect

wow you've got a schlooper!

by Bin July 20, 2003

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

Schlopie

aggressive nigger who is a big dick bitch

Screw that schlopie man he fucked my wife.

by Poopsuka November 13, 2019

schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023