Steaming Genie

When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.

He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.

by Anlah Halle Aislynne Ozone January 16, 2009

Salaminizer

1)A drunk, pervert , druggy, and a womanizer.
2)Oderus Urungus, the led singer of gwar

That pimp snorting coke of that woman's ass is such salaminizer!

by 13moorehuman September 14, 2010

salami rocket

when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.

blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...

by jujo and black bastard March 11, 2011

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

steaming volcano

a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano

Careful in there, I left a steaming volcano.

by rick March 17, 2003

steaming Nanaimo

1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.

2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.

Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.

I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.

by jimmyjojoshabbadu January 22, 2014

steaming heap

A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.

Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!

by Drew X October 20, 2006