htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!
--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary
--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary
by daDebil March 5, 2004
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A person who let's rumors get to their minds fucking them up and then slamming them into a climax. Mainly applicable to girls (sorry).
James: Oh my god. Katherine screamed her head off at me because somebody told her that I like all of her friends. So now she thinks I like her friends
Brad: She is such a rumor whore because all she does is let rumor's take her away and slam her into a climax
Brad: She is such a rumor whore because all she does is let rumor's take her away and slam her into a climax
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Get the rumours mug.False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:
Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.
None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.
Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.
None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.
Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.
Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.
Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.
Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.
Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.
by KT JDDD January 23, 2011
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"What the fuck did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"
"What the fuck did you say?"
"A rumoke.."
*Friends laughing in background
"Uhh.. i just want a rum and coke"
by James Mack March 18, 2005
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