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PWND

Sometimes pronounced as Ponned or Pewned. PWND is used as a text word meaning that someone was beatin in something. Or Poked in the face with a finger while not looking.
A Friend with his Finger next to his friends cheek, says "hi" (insert friends name) and the friend turns, getting poked in the cheek "PWND".

That was from "Nigahiga" of youtube.
by Cheese Dude July 3, 2009
mugGet the PWNDmug.

urban pwnd

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.
Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
by Dano Magnum November 7, 2007
mugGet the urban pwndmug.

ka-pwnd

When you get pwnd so hard it's like an old 70s Batman exclamation reached out of your computer and smacked you.
*blam* *sock* *ka-pow* *KA-PWND*
by n30neuromancer December 14, 2006
mugGet the ka-pwndmug.

lol-pwnd

Combination of the two internet phrases "lol" and "pwnd" in somewhat of a parodying way.
Used basically in the same way as "pwnd" or "owned".
Pronounce each letter of the acronym "L.O.L.", and the whole thing is pronounced back to back as if it were one word ("L.O.L.-powned")
Shadow: "Whoa. He killed me in one hit!"
Blaze: "lol-pwnd."
by BLAZE the Infernal January 5, 2008
mugGet the lol-pwndmug.

pwnd flat

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 19, 2009
mugGet the pwnd flatmug.

im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac
"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"
by kingarthur83rd January 27, 2010
mugGet the im-pwndmug.

noob pwnd

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd
by Eoy February 28, 2008
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