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Pwnd like a slink 

Similie; Derivitive of Pwnd. Used mainly in gaming circles in australia. Is used to exclaim the extreme pwnage of someone. Use can be traced back to the villification of a petciular member of an australian gaming forum known as "Slinkovic"
Haha, Big Kev Got pwnd like a slink!

Pwnd Up The Ass 

A form of "pwnd" usually used in a sentence that needs particular emphasis, pending on the situation of course.
Situation used for "Pwnd up the Ass"-
Your friends boyfriend hits on your mom.
You have just been tricked out of a seat in a crowded area.
You have just spilled your Dr. Pepper.
"I just got Pwnd up the ass"

Situation NOT for using "Pwnd up the Ass"-
You got a C on your math test.
You fell out of your chair ALONE.
You spilled your Mt. Dew.
"I merely got pwnd"

pwnd flat 

Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
pwnd flat by TissPee September 19, 2009

pwnd like a nub 

When a nub is pwnd; when is someone playing a game is dominated horribly
Billy: Dang! you just killed me in 5 seconds...
Joe: YOU JUST GOT PWND LIKE A NUB!!!

B3@R PWND 

the term that describes what happens when a bear (of any type) PWNS you
Danny got B3@R PWND when he went hiking last week.
B3@R PWND by B3@R_PWND January 21, 2009

urban pwnd 

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.
Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
urban pwnd by Dano Magnum November 7, 2007