putete

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
--
What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

purie

A cigarette rolled with just marijuana.

I've got a fat Purie we can smoke up

by JJUJU January 28, 2018

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Sadimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin pouts or sheds a single tear in meme-worthy fashion. (Name)

2. When one is sad enough to pout or cry. (Slang)

Antonym: Gladimir Putin

When Mother Russia's oldest Brown Bear died of Stoli induced alcohol poisoning, Sadimir Putin's mug was all over RT.com claiming it was Grey Goose that killed the bruin.

Upon hearing about the death of his favorite crossing guard, Harold went all Sadimir Putin with a single tear.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

Putin proxy

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

As a Putin proxy, I am able to succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2018

Patience

Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.

"Patience is such a whore, I love her."

by Pat7979 July 28, 2019

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010