pumpkinese

The world's 57th officially recognized language. This newly recognized language, Circa 1949, is mostly used in the North Florida and South Georgia area. A nearly uncomprehensible dialect, this language gets it's name from the founder, "Pumkin" Brown. In what sounds like someone trying to use the English language with a mouth full of marbles, Pumkinese often leaves most listeners giving up and acknowledging that they understood the sentence and or phrase spoken to them, as opposed to asking what over and over again.

Pumpkinese phrase: Yo, whata jew wit a bunch of paperswok a givayou yettaday? I ah. ah. ah. ah. ah....whodoovoodoo witta don'ta knows whur day bees.

Translation: Excuse me, Do you the location of the paperwork I gave to you yesturday? I am not sure where it is currently at.

by CrisRock November 13, 2013

pumpkanism

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth

Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

by DevoutPumkanist May 5, 2017

Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

dump pumpkin

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation

Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.

by mimagarooski January 15, 2009

African Pumpkin Tossing

Another term for Basket Ball.

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"

by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009

Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.

I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.

by B. Stinson June 7, 2009

Pumpkin

Slang

Adj. (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
'p&m(p)-k&n

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit "Pumpkin", that is widely cultivated in early autumn.

"Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains"

"Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party."

"That ho be mad pumpkin."

"By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money."

"That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva."

by J-Silva December 28, 2005