Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.

Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?

by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018

Public Jizz

Sperm which is realised in a public place.

E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz

by dhadda February 25, 2009

publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)

After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!

by J. Malik October 12, 2005

PublicFuckAroundary

Publicfuckaroundary is getting to second base in a parking lot.

Sheila: Yeah, after the date ended he walked me to my car and we had some mad publicfuckaroundary. It was super hot.

by Natasha Love September 9, 2013

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Public School Education

A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.

This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.

by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020