probaly

a much higher probability than probably, but less than likely, but not as much as definitely

Justin: i probaly have to go get surgery for my rectum soon
BJ: same

by jackierodz September 5, 2014

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

by iNella December 29, 2008

pornalicious

A movie or book that is filled with Porn.

When they make Breaking Dawn into a movie, its going to be pornalicious.

by OhSoSwiftly November 20, 2009

Pronab

guy who doesnt like beef at all and is very non beef
very cool guy
will provide you with nestle products

P1: woah that dude was so cool what was his name
P2: I think his name was pronab, it's epic how he doesn't like beef asw
P1: ikr
ayo fuck you idon't like beef daiyan you dirty mf

by pr0nubb October 6, 2021

phonalingus

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone

Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.

by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011